Are you a Guinea Pig Girlfriend?

AKA the first pancake

“I’m pretty sure I’ve got two ex’s on here,” I said as I handed over three disposable cameras to the girl at the film lab.

“Oh that’s fun!” she responded. “That’s happened to me a few times. You wait so long and then it’s always awkward though when they get new girlfriends and you’re not sure if you should send them their photos.”

Overcome with a sort of…